"Where'd that fuckin deer go?"

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Because he was camouflaged, everyone thought there was a piece of deer shit just floating around.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

RAR!!!!
Deer will corn hole tree!

Deer (whispering to his friends on the ground): Is he looking up yet? I got a turtle head stickin out!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Watch out for that--" *WHAM* "--treeee!"

Wooden Gear Solid 2: Sons of Bambi

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

"good god, who farted?"

"God damn you Gus, I ain't looking up 'cuz I ain't falling for that one no more"

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The Animal Community Fire Department (ACFD) were unable to respond to a 911 call earlier today due to pole obstructions...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

My fawn has acrophobia. What should I do?

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