1 kingdom
1 good daughter
2 bad daughters
1/4 cup rash haste
1/4 cup violent impetuosity
1/4 vanity
4 cups blindness to everything but the dictates of his passions or affections
2 leaves thinking himself old before his time
1 tbsp misplaced generosity
insanity to taste

Set good daughter aside and divide kingdom in half. Mix with two bad daughters. Blend well with remaining ingredients. Preheat oven to "bat shit crazy" and bake to total collapse.

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What others say about boorite!

That's not it at all!

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How do you make a king lear?

Put the queen in a bikini!
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boorite is a funny man.

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

[quote]That's not it at all!

[quote]
How do you make a king lear?

Put the queen in a bikini!
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*groan*
But a good one nonetheless

[quote]That's not it at all!

[quote]
How do you make a king lear?

Put the queen in a bikini!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Boy is that funny! It'd be even funnier if I hadn't read it in the other post yesterday.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That's where he got it.