His comics may be puke, but I don't think so.

Read 'em and weep... er, post.

Hey Boo, how about tossing some coin to Brad so you can delete all those duplicate comics from your early days!

Maybe you could sell a certain dog to a Chinese restaurant and donate the green to SC?

On the flip side: Selecting the best out of this lot will take me a while. There are so many great ones.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

As I am currently striving to overtake boorite in quantity, though not in quality, I second this.

Call me nuts, but this makes me laugh every time I read it. Two votes for
[Click to view comic: 'Kick it up yours']

...alas, I could only get to April 2001 of boorite's comics before I found way too many great ones than I could actually vote for. So I'll vote for the following and leave it at that.

[Click to view comic: 'I see your point, part 2']
[Click to view comic: 'To cheat Death']
[Click to view comic: 'Whose cuisine will reign supreme?']
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[Click to view comic: 'The importance of clarity']
[Click to view comic: 'Memm-reeeeez']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

As I am currently striving to overtake boorite in quantity, though not in quality, I second this.[/quote]

Yes, I knew this, and it occurred to me that I have this many comics only because of some glitch in my OS. Sad, really. But I'll never give money to anyone, anywhere, ever. Not a fucking lint-covered, gum-encrusted dime from the bottom of my scungiest pocket, and not even for Mother Teresa.

Vote for my comics!

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What others say about boorite!

Way to many funny. But I'll go with this.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You cheapifisant bastard!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I went through all his comics, and these are all the good ones.
[Click to view comic: 'Tom Hanks knew there was only one way to get his 3rd Oscar'][Click to view comic: 'Sensitivity training II'][Click to view comic: 'Suckology'][Click to view comic: 'I still like this genre'][Click to view comic: 'How the mighty are fallen'][Click to view comic: 'CC 34: How low is the humor, mama?'][Click to view comic: 'Bad joke derby: 20 questions'][Click to view comic: 'Joke joke. Who's there?'][Click to view comic: 'That's something, anyway'][Click to view comic: 'CC80: A good influence'][Click to view comic: 'Goodbye, artistic integrity'][Click to view comic: 'Maternal clock'][Click to view comic: 'The way we were'][Click to view comic: 'CC83: Sleeping derangements'][Click to view comic: 'CC83: Witty banter loosens things up'][Click to view comic: 'Camouflage'][Click to view comic: 'Non-compete Claus'][Click to view comic: 'Magical miracle clown'][Click to view comic: 'Character builder'][Click to view comic: 'Chicken angst'][Click to view comic: 'CC114: Gone with the Wind, ending #381'][Click to view comic: 'Smackdown!'][Click to view comic: 'CC 123: Joy Luck Club'][Click to view comic: 'CC 125: Sins of the Fathers, pt. 7'][Click to view comic: 'How to make a funny comics that isn't a puke'][Click to view comic: 'The best defense is a brain the size of a walnut'][Click to view comic: 'Gettin' culture'][Click to view comic: 'Proselyte Lite']

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Oops, the first one was supposed to be [Click to view comic: 'Sensitivity training II'].

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

[Click to view comic: 'Smackdown!']
[Click to view comic: 'Old? S'cool.']
[Click to view comic: 'To know know know them. . .']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 49: I'm not making this up']

I have no idea. It made me laugh for reasons I can't determine.
[Click to view comic: 'Giddyap']
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[Click to view comic: 'Or maybe it does']
[Click to view comic: 'Old Testament outtakes I']

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[Click to view comic: 'This episode of Rawhide brought to you by KY Jelly']
[Click to view comic: 'Father, who art thou?']
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[Click to view comic: 'Rape me again']
[Click to view comic: 'A surplus of information']
[Click to view comic: 'Kick it up yours']
[Click to view comic: 'Mentor']
[Click to view comic: 'Home of Adolph Coors']
[Click to view comic: 'Tobor vs. Dr. Pedantic']
[Click to view comic: 'The war has won']
[Click to view comic: 'Friday the 13th Part Gabe']

No way! Tell me Soundgarden is still around!

:(

[Click to view comic: 'OH, I get it.']
[Click to view comic: 'Our leaders are the finest men and we elect em again & again']
[Click to view comic: 'Maternal clock']
[Click to view comic: 'Cowboy Metallurgy']
[Click to view comic: 'I'm with the band']
[Click to view comic: 'User-friendly']
[Click to view comic: 'It ain't rocket science. OK, it is, actually.']
[Click to view comic: 'CC83: That's pretty personal']
[Click to view comic: 'How to tell if he's on drugs']
[Click to view comic: 'Back-to-school: Culture shock']
[Click to view comic: 'When I get home tonight']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 114: Gumpcut']

Goddammit, this one nearly made me spew my drink on the keyboard...
[Click to view comic: 'CC117: Act locally']

And this one... Damn, Boorite just gets better and better with time.
[Click to view comic: 'Criminal investigation']
[Click to view comic: 'Dragnabbit']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 125: Sins of the Father, pt. 6']
[Click to view comic: 'Film School 4']
[Click to view comic: 'Film School 9']
[Click to view comic: 'Film School 10']
[Click to view comic: 'Found God']
[Click to view comic: 'Hot lesbo action']
[Click to view comic: 'FWS']
[Click to view comic: 'The long and winding cup']

And with that, I have read all of his comics to date.

:([/quote]

... Mudhoney? :'<

[Click to view comic: 'Homophobophobia']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Hi, I just joined, let me know what you think of my comics please. Here's the first one, you can cycle through the rest if you'd like: Bad Decision

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Arf

Create a new topic for your own comics.

Ya, BITCH!

Read Cowboy Dave.

[Click to view comic: 'My first sale!']

this has to be included in the select a fave, as its also the genesis of the Tobor mythos.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Voting begins now.

Oh god... what to chose....

Double Vote: The war has won

All the rest are single votes:

-Memm-reeeeez
-Suckology
-Smackdown!
-Prolselyte Lite
-This episode of Rawhide brought to you by KY Jelly
-S0le uva n00 machine!!1!!1
-Mentor
-Home of Adolph Coors
-Our leaders are the finest men and we elect em again & again
-Maternal clock ( the one with the birth control in the ovaltine )
-CC117: Act locally
-Criminal investigation

I can't do these without your help people.

You mean we have to do more?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'd just like a few more people to vote before I finish these and move on to the next ones.