"Then how come mine aren't hairy?"

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What others say about boorite!

Mine smells like ass. How about yours?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

- Wow, that was great! Hey, where's my ring?

- After coming short of the world record for patty-caking by only 30 seconds, Ed looks at the offending hand that cost him fame, riches, and bucketloads of pussy.

- Then, as his amnesia subsided, and his memory came back, he finally remembered how to bitch slap. And all was good with the world.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

"And if your palm is bigger than your face, you're a genius!"

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

-- Too nervous to remember his well-rehearsed pick-up lines, Bob once again checks his crib notes.

-- "No, no...I'm looking at my palm, not up your skirt!"

-- Bob is caught on film just as he realizes he could have had a V-8.

Boy, I sure hope that guy's name is Bob. Otherwise some of my captions are terrible.

Mary is right.

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What others say about boorite!

Unfortunately, this message board software strips extra spaces between words, so you'll just have to imagine two identical balloons filled with the text:

"When you are able to snatch this pebble from my hand, you will be ... damn!"

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"I guess it DOES smell like lilac-scented carp!"

"No, that's not your phone number, either! I wrote it on my hand last night and..."

"Aren't we supposed to have a deck of cards?"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.