anyone who hasn't seen the Gallery of Regrettable Food is encouraged to do so. here, for your captioning pleasure, is a selection.

Clucker was doomed to an eternity of embarrassment when he fell into a pot of boiling water during his "special time."

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

"If you think the chicken looks silly -- the mashed potatoes are wearing heels."

"The movie American Pie had a bad effect on Stanly, who not only started humping his food but eventually started dressing it up like women to make it more appealing."

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"Old" is the old new.

I got the book I loved it so much. His own caption to this is "Sometimes meat just likes to dress up and look pretty." or something like that.

I can't top Lileks.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

James is cool. I've written him, and he's written me back. Internet celebrities don't get cooler than that.

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What others say about boorite!