I'm trying to be aroused, but I just want them to change their pants

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

UGLY, up in here, up in here, up in here!

"ChloeCreations.com! Come for the food stained jeans, stay for the pig ugly whores!"(tm)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Is that a grass stain, or does the one on the right have a skid mark so bad it leaked through?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'm ashamed to have a cat also named Chloe.

If my cat left something like that on the table I would rub her face in it.

Okay, not really.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I rubbed my nose on the two women...... Then I sneezed.

This is the image that finally broke Alex.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~