For this one, I combine contests 31 and 32. Although it does not include the Lowpass Satan character, it does include Jesse Helms, which is close enough.

[Click to view comic: 'CC's 31 + 32, though both are over']

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What others say about boorite!

Combine contest number 30 in, and it's great. After all, contest 30 was the KING of all comic contests.

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MatthewEastaugh | He wanders.

A while ago (around contest 20 maybe) I tried to do a strip that constrained to all the rules of all the contests up to that point. I was gonna do it in Photoshop since I'd need to cram assload of stuff into each frame.

Then I gave up 'cause it was too fucking hard.

G

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Why not just graph them?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Here's a graph for you, buddy. :)

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Shit..... made a new one-note character, and proceeded to post messages from myself with that persona. That sucks.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I work for a company called TMI.

Just thought I'd share.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I killed a man once just to watch him die. Don't tell.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Thank you, Mr. Cash.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

First time I shot him, I shot him in the side, it was hard to watch him suffer, but with the second shot he died.

No, I'm just kidding. I didn't kill anyone. I walk the line.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And your boy is named Sue isn't he?

oh btw...I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
(sorta like Montezuma's Revenge)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'She Lives']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Welcome back, Jael, and congratulations on the not guilty.

Smelly markers....Hahahaha.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Too bad they don't get you high. That would be a fantastic combination.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

(Psst. Try the yellow.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Oh, shit yeah! I can see through my dog!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hmmmm.... maybe I should have mentioned that I drilled a hole through your dog yesterday. It was standing in front of the TV, and, you know...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

So that's why his food keeps falling out of his stomach. No worries... A little duct tape'll fix that right up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And your dog can see right through you too. You're not fooling him for a second with all that lovey dovey ear rubbing and petting. He knows you're just after the deed to the ranch.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.