No, not Jesus.

It's me!

[Click to view comic: 'Daddy's back!']

Yes, that's right. I'm back and as sub-par as before!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

and more!

[Click to view comic: 'DaveMonkey: The search for new ideas.']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I liked all your comics. The quotes were a bit annoying at first, but the strips themselves are A+ stuff. Rock the hell on.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You, sir, have just earned a place on my favourite list.

Flattery goes a looong way.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

[quote]You, sir, have just earned a place on my favourite list.

Flattery goes a looong way.[/quote]
I love you.

Coming on to me, however, is just plain wierd. ;)

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'm not going to cum on to you....... Unless that's what it takes. :)

Different strokes for different folks, that's what I say.

To answer your question: No thanks.

[Click to view comic: 'Conversations that could go on for some time...']

[Click to view comic: 'A very special guest star!']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Hehe, much smartness sir!

I too have returned after a while (not that I'd expect to be remembered). Ok, so all I came up with was:

[Click to view comic: 'Get shitted you fuckin' cumcup']

but it's a (re-)start.

I personally don't remember you, but welcome back nonetheless.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Oh, yeah... Just remembered to plug my latest strip.

[Click to view comic: 'Conversations that could go on for some time... Part 2']

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Moment of wisdom - The old hippie said to the other man, "Anyone who remembers the 60's wasn't there."

Welcome back, boki33.