I kept hoping I'd come across a picture worthy of being ridiculed. Then I found this little gem.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I hope it's a petting zoo. That's not a caption, just a fact.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

How does she manage to get those bits of black cardboard to stay in place?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Staples.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Oops.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Is that what it is? I was about to nominate that for Worst Use of an Emoticon in the History of the Internet.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I told my ma, I said: "Ma... you gotta stop with all this porno shit"....

*sigh*

Quit looking, you lumpshit fucks.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Not a caption but a question: Why does her pendant say "Pooparazzi?"

(I was looking real close...)

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What others say about boorite!

"Hey, the aliens' beaver trap really works."

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What others say about boorite!

"We've tried everything, but the panda just won't mate with it."

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What others say about boorite!

"Looking - $5, Touching - $30, Breaking into the zoo, freeing her, and taking her home with you - Priceless"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.