Such is my boast.

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What others say about boorite!

Yeah, but you did it in the 200 meter gorilla assfuck. I'm not sure if that's anything to be proud of.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I was this close to a world record.

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What others say about boorite!

Ha, you'll NEVER beat my record! NEVER!!!... er, I mean, um, just forget I said anything...

hahaha

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we will try to help

But did you see the Synchronized Suckoff?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

I would have entered the sex olympics, but it would have caused embarassment when the medal wouldn't fit.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Up your butt?

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Bitchy Sauce Girl?

Up your butt?[/quote]

Don't be silly. Mr_Jass could fit the Stanley Cup up his ass.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Here's hoping that theory wasn't tested before I touched the Cup last year.

My hands feel so dirty now.

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I has a flavor!

I lied. I wouldn't qualify for the Sex Olympics. I'm not sure I'd qualify for a round of Sex Parcheesi.

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What others say about boorite!

Everyone qualifies for Sex Parcheesi. It's like Sex Rack-o or Sex Boggle. Everyone can come.

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I has a flavor!

I prefer Sex Croquet.

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What others say about boorite!

I actually once played Strip Rack-o. Good times. Yeah.

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I has a flavor!

Wait a minute, what if you're impotent...?