I suggest you use this new art.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I like it... what is it?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's a fantasy character I created using this little character creation program. I'm 99% sure it'd be legal to use.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think the guy's name should be Justice of the Damned. Or William Rehnquist, that'd work too.

Or Count Baggy-shorts

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Baggy shorts? He's.. not wearing shorts.
He's essentially wearing leggings.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Leggings of evil. They go swimmingly with his trenchcoat of eternal darkness.

I like him. He'd make a great space tyrant or parking authority administrator.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Hehe, the Meter-maid from Hell.

Him and the reaper could have some epic battles.

Or play chess.
Whichever.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

About as criminal as bongo, then.