Everyone send money to Brad for his 26th birthday! I am not joking click the donate button! Do it!

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

I'll send money in about 2 week.
[Click to view comic: 'Happy birthday Brad']

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Brad,

When you were born I was getting mauled on a regular basis by a long-legged blonde in the back of my parents' Ford Econoline van in the woods outside Chicago, IL. I think I satisfied her James Taylor fantasy (some girls just want to molest a man with a pretty voice who sings sweet tunes). Her dad owned a lumber yard and her older brothers were all as big as the van she took me in. I was terrified.

Great... Now I got that damn Bob Seager Night Moves song stuck in my head.

Anyway, Happy Birthday!

Spanks

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I can't remember what I was doing when Brad was born. Playing the biscuit game, probably.

Goddamn it. I got the birthday warning on my icq two days ago and kept reminding myself that I was planning on doing a birthday post at like midnight last night. I forgot. I'm a terrible person. I'm sorry, brad.

Happy Birthday!

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Thanks for the birthday wishes, everybody.

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www.bradsucks.net

But I haven't tossed my wishes in yet. Happy happy!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

When you were born, I was just learning to smoke (cigarettes and pot) and drink (alcohol). Cheers!

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What others say about boorite!

When you were born, I was -11 years old.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

H A P P Y - B I R T H D A Y , B R A D !

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

When you were born, I think I had a hernia. Damn you, Brad.

Happy birthday!

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

[Click to view comic: 'Happy Birthday']

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Happy birthday, Brad.

I'm late because I was unavoidably detained. I wanted to say this sooner. Really.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Nobody sang him the song! A-one and a-two and a:

Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to Braad,
happy birthday to you!

*sung in a depressed monotone*
[b]Gloom and despair
Destruction everywhere[/b]

*sung to Yo-o-heee-ho*
[b]Happy Birrrrth-day
Happy Birrrrth-day[/b]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet