Sorta makes you think twice about asking for the breast.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

I see that my ex has taken up modeling....

Mmm, bestiality and necrophilia rolled up into one...

And vore.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Undressing the turkey.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

"Come on baby... Bake my turkey."

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I'd Fuck this turkey.

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NOT PART OF ANY FAN CLUB

Bob's "special" foil cover for this year's Thanksgiving turkey would have been a lot funnier, he realised, if he had not been dining alone. Bob never much bothered with the holidays after that.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.