Okay, from the previous contests I've run, I've found that the best idea is present you with a basic story and let you all put your own spin on it.

So....

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Meet Martin and Colin:

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One time friends, now bitter enemies, torn apart by one incident in the past. I want a series about these two guys. Martin is your main character, he can be a super-hero, a cop, a florist, I don't give a fuck, as long as you cast Colin as his arch-nemesis. Can Martin defeat him? Will Colin foil his plans? Can they be reunited? Who knows? Who cares? Well, I do, and the best story will win, not the funniest punchline, the best STORY!

I'm quite busy these days so I'm going to let this one run until Saturday afternoon.

Go!

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Dad was flammable

*chirrup* *chirrup*

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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exit, pursued by a bear

[Click to view comic: 'CC156 - Martin vs Colin : To the victor belong the spoils']

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sometimes good things happen :o]

[Click to view comic: 'CC156: Syllables']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 156: When Pigs Masturbate the Dead']

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

[Click to view comic: 'CC156: It's not the heat, its the infidelity']

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Here goes...

[Click to view comic: 'CC 156 : Hammer Time Part 1']
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[Click to view comic: 'CC 156 : Hammer Time, Part 4']
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[Click to view comic: 'Hammer Time, Part 6 - An End to the Tail']

Ah cripes, just spotted a major spelling mistake in the second strip.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Like any other Kajun Firefly contest, this comes down to Kaufman and Big Evil Dan....

however...

Unlike any other Kajun Firefly contest, this one goes to the_rew.

Take it away Rewster!

Oh, and the Kajun Firefly Flaming Bag Of Crap Award goes to weedleweedle!

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Dad was flammable

He deserves it.

He deserves it.[/quote]

IS THAT REALLY WHAT KAJUN FIREFAG WAS IMPLYING? SHIT, I THOUGHT HE WAS IMPLYING THAT HE LOVED MY COMICS TO NEPTUNE BY RGIVING ME THIS AWARD! THANKS FOR CLEARING THIS UP, CAPTAIN BALLS!

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

[quote]Like any other Kajun Firefly contest, this comes down to Kaufman and Big Evil Dan....

however...

Unlike any other Kajun Firefly contest, this one goes to the_rew.

Take it away Rewster!

Oh, and the Kajun Firefly Flaming Bag Of Crap Award goes to weedleweedle![/quote]

DUDE, THAT JOKE TAKES THE DEPTHS OF UNFUNNINESS SO FAR DEEP TAHAT YOUR MAKING FAGGOTXEROX AND BITCHNUTS33 AND FUZZYCUNT LOOK LIKE JERRY SIENFIELD BY COMPARISEN.

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

But he's not funny.

WTF!? I didn't win?

I guess maybe I should submit an entry next time.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Likewise.

I had a funny post typed here, but my computer ate it. Really.

clark! Stick around this time.

KF: were the names Colin and Martin just plucked out of thin air?

The only two really gay guys I've ever met were called Colin and Martin, I didn't meet them both at the same time, but I wish I had, because I'd set them both up.

Martin really likes hideously deformed biscuit enthusiasts.

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Dad was flammable

tee-hee. you can't find me!