wehn a man loves a women... HE CARVES THE FUCKIN BICH!

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The turkey industry noticed this mistake and recalled. Oddly, not one person returned their defective turkey.

---
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

/me ejaculates.

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

This is like the opposite of the bikini turkey.

---
Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

I'm gonna have some breast meat just as soon as I get done with the stuffing.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I was the one who basted her.

This is gonna go real good with my butter balls.

---
"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You want me to stick my hand where? ...and pull out what?

---
-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Its a cook book! Noooo! Why doesn't anyone ever listen!

---
Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?