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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

Ah yes. The mascot from my old frat daze.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The other white meat.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Genetic engineering breaks into the home entertainment market with pets for the terminally lonely.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Weedleweedle, we don't care what your girlfriend looks like!

YOU DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR OWN MOM?

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

The knife in the boob-butt isnt the important thing, Johnny...Is that my damn oil funnel?

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L to E to the A to the H

The pigs eyes say "HOLY SHIT I HAVE A KNIFE IN MY ASS!"

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

It's probably saying "My anus is bleeding"

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Realizing much too late that the wizard had lost his fucking mind, Dorothy and the others were morphed into one being.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The hormskank is a marvel of evolution, it's thick fur protecting it from the hostile weather of it's native Zimbabwe. After luring the male hunters out into the open with it's attractive tit-buttocks it fires combat knives at them in a vicious onslaught.
Truly they are the kings of the antarctic.

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

McDonalds branch out into the hat market. They maintain the hat is NOT made up of leftovers.

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and on his badge it says "wear a badge"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.