DRAGON ZERO IQ STARS IN "THE LAST FIFTEEN SECONDS OF LEGALISED HOMOSEXUALITY IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA"

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BROUGHT TO YOU BY WEEDLEWEEDLE J. PWEENS

There's nothing Shrub won't do for a big burly oil lobbyist.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Is this an Australian custom? Sure, I'm game."

George: "Is that a gun in yer pocket or are y' happy to see me?"

Charlton: "Yes."

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The former Baywatch star happily agreed to demonstrate CPR techniques on the president late yesterday in front of elementary school children in Washington DC.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

"Sorry, I still don't remember you. But you gotta remember, I think I had three sober days back then..."

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

"Heh, and daddy said being president was boring!"

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