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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Captain Kirk to the bridge! There's been a horrible accident beaming that Rigelian entertainer aboard.

Helpf muh! Meh bracesh uh caught in meh gartuh belt!

I don't understand modern sculpture.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Isn't this the kind of smut dcom jacks off to?

I can bend my head that far .... Well, not the head on my shoulders.

Next time I'll be more specific when I ask an asian whore to give me head.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Russian acrobat Olga Petrova auditions for Cirque du Soleil. Although her trademark move--kicking her own head through a hoop--wows the directors, she doesn't make the cut. Mostly because she can only do it once.

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-- If you call me insane again, I will eat your other eye. /usr/bin/w00t

Goes to show that anyone, even the headless, can be part of the Special Olympics.

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L to E to the A to the H

If her leg was transplanted to her neck, then her head must be...

Oh God!!!

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

she doesn´t mind having a foot hor a head. she doesn´t mind to be missing a leg. what she really misses is half her thumb

WEEEEEEEE

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"Suddenly, Dr Frankenstein regretted supporting his daughter's interest in sports."

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Fascist gymnast Adolphina Titler practices her new move, the "Human Swastika."

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I has a flavor!