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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

...You are a very, very sick person.

And I mean that in the nicest, possible way. :-P

Is the person on top a man or a woman?

What do they want with a box of tissues?

Or a can of beer?

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

As much as they tried to enjoy American culture, Mr. and Mrs. Huang could never quite get the idea of screwing in the BACK seat of the car.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Asiangirl 1 in 30 years time.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

"Is it in yet?"

"In yet!? I'm finished!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Jackie Chan in Magical Lucky Good Rapist.

"Virginia State Police! You're under arrest for suspicion of buggery!"

"Okay, I'll frisk the woman, and you frisk the man.

Alright!... er, I mean, yes sir."