The Picture

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

The most coveted Pokemon card of all: "Princess Lay Ya - Protector of Gummi Moose Dick"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Her: I'm here to give you super sex!
gabe: I'll have the soup.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[quote]Her: I'm here to give you super sex!
gabe: I'll have the soup.[/quote]
BOOOOO!!!!!!!!

-RITE!!!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Here's a real Crowley quote for ya' spank:

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I don't think I've ever seen camel toe like that before.

Isn't that a Metapod she's holding?

Lucky bastard.

...Mom?

"Before I started the Giant Leech Slimming Program, I was feeling really low and hiding in an unlinked page on www.DogUglyPlumpers.com. Now look at me!"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

*shudder*

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

For some reason, children's daytime television show "The Captain Brittney Straponn Hour" never really caught on with its target audience.

I thought jello was sick before this!

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