Hey its my fist time here and i just wanted to let you know IM THE DADDY NOW

So do you enjoy your fist time? Sounds painful to me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What, are you playing House? Were you the Mommy at first?

I'll be the dirty, leering uncle.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'll be Wacky Uncle Eric, who gives gifts of whoopee cushions and hand buzzers every Christmas and tells jokes that only he finds funny.

Like Joey "Five Cents" from Annie Hall.

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I has a flavor!

My first time here and finding it rather pleasurable. But that might have some thing to do with touching my self though.

I'll be the creepy, quiet cousin with a buzz cut you hardly see.

You- quiet?

Can I be the cute little granddaughter? PLEASE???

That is, of course, I mean... grandSON...

a-hee...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

YES!!!!

I get to be the big, hard Hawaiian witch-doctor.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'll be the disturbed, psycopathic teenager who always dresses too neat and has a room in the basement filled with strange books about bombs and science and such.

I'll be the guy they secretly buried in the backyard.

And I'm still alive, damnit! LET ME OUT!!!

I've just gotta be me.

Or I could be someone else.

I wanna be the drunken euro-trash house boy who planks the females every time Mr. Paycheck turns his back. Sometimes Mrs. Paycheck slip him a mickey and watches him pass out in his recliner. Then me and his mother/wife/daughters/pets get nasty all over his leather topped desk.

Not that I've given it much thought...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Can I be the rebel? Or a ballerina..no..no, definately the rebel. Boinky can be the ballerina

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