Since you all love to ridicule me so much....

Have at it.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

- I caught myself a black man!
- Gabe rules the day at the Gaydie Hawkins Dance.
- Are those Bugle Boy jeans?
- Rocking at a Tori Amos concert.
- White boy, if you sing one more verse of Ebony and Ivory, I'm gonna have to cap you.
- 1782, the ship had just arrived, and Nimbutu still hadn't quite caught on...
- Neal and Roger if I've ever seen them.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

- Never leave a man behind.
- Will and Gabe. Thursdays on NBC.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

-- Oh YEAH baby! Rub me on your manboobs like you mean it! To the left sweetheart! Honey, you are earnin' that pack of smokes!

-- Gabe would have never made it into the Vegas honeymoon sweet if the female bellhop hadn't helped him hold up the bride.

-- They necked so passionately in the bar that Raul's color started to rub off on Gabe's chin.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

--Gabe stays in shape by pumping... this guy.

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What others say about boorite!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

GHiPs

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.