--I shall become your loyal chariot! Ride me all night long!!!

--I am the one who violates the night... with these two dildos, right next to me!

--Pink Haired Girl in Green dress: "Hey Helios, my name is "Night.""

Sim Dungeon is fucked up.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Yeah, that's great Helios. Now could you get your ancient-sun-bearing ass out of our way so we can get to the treasure vault before our invisibility spell wears... Doh!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"If you become my royal chariot does that mean I can ride you all the time? heehee"

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I am the one who violates my hand.

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What others say about boorite!

Mrs. Palm, you've got five lovely daughters...

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I has a flavor!

Stop messing with the transporter! It was only funny the first 5 times...

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L to E to the A to the H

Helios...why is that dog wearing socks?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.