So I opened up a new account strictly for here, only to discover I can't change my e-mail address in "edit account". Is there anything I'm missing?

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

You can't change your e-mail address. I suppose this is so that if someone gets hold of and changes your password, you'll still be able to retrieve it via e-mail.

If you REALLY want to change your e-mail address, you can tell Brad and he might be nice enough to change it for you.

Slipping him a bit of a donation wouldn't hurt, either.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Don't take that to mean you have to pay him to get your address changed. There are plenty of good reasons to donate, but that isn't one of them.

I agree. Despite the non-stop references to anal sex, this site is a blast as well as a really interesting concept.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

That is a gross generalization. We often pause our references to anal sex in favor of references to masturbating onto biscuits.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

My biscuit tastes a bit funny...

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

That's probably because there's no semen on it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I can help you with that.