Ok. Mr. Kaufman thinks he's so smart, winning three contests in the span of a week. We're gonna show him. Obi, you get his attention and when he isn't looking, I'll pants him then we'll all point at him and laugh.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You can blame me. I'm the one who brought him here.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I KNEW there was a disturbance in the force!!!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

alright then

we'll blame you

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Kaufman, you are one stinky stinky bastard who smells like crayolas! Ok, I got his attention, pants him! Good job, ga...oh my god, he's hung like a horse. Well, I certainly feel worse.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Lucky is isn't hung like a donkey, or things could get really ugly around here.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Hmmmm,

No response from kaufman... maybe he's following instructions. I'm off to start a "Hey kaufman! Give me money!" thread.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent