I'm going to be messing around with the forum database for a while at some point today. You may not even notice, but if anything breaks just be strong and my love will see you through the storm.

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www.bradsucks.net

This isn't like the time where you stole all my underwear and promised that I'd get a golden thong if I believed hard enough, is it?

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Dad was flammable

[quote]This isn't like the time where you stole all my underwear and promised that I'd get a golden thong if I believed hard enough, is it?
[/quote]Is that why you wear a kilt? Because you have no more underwear?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No, the kilt was my downfall, it gave him easy access to the goods.

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Dad was flammable

YOU STOLE MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU STOLE MY MOJO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soup

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Scratch and sniff porn isn't as good as I'd hoped

Yes please.

Waiter! Waiter!
I found a young feline in my soup.

Still your tongue or everyone will want one.

I found a female in mine...she has a nice breast stroke...I mean...

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Tiramasu, anyone?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.