With blue feet. Yuk yuk yuk.

Nice pair.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't get it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Those birds are called boobies.

"I went to a surgeon to get 'enhanced', thinking I'd get super strength or speed or something, but all he gave me were humongous tits."

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

These are not the boobs you are looking for...

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I has a flavor!

"I guess I should've known better when she said she'd show me her boobies when we got to the zoo."

Feeding them uncooked rice will increase them to a D-Cup...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

a size xxx would be a little too large

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No.

It must be cold. Look how their bills are sticking out.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

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ROCK AND ROLL!