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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"PULL MY FINGER!!!!"

What happens when apes try to press invisible doorbells. Film at 11.

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I has a flavor!

"Welcome, class, to Hold-Ups 101. Today I'll be demonstrating a simple trick: press your finger up to your victim's head and say, 'Give me all your money, bitch!'"

"Who wants to help me demonstrate how to deep-throat a baseball bat? How about... you?"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

5 points if you ring her finger, 20 points if you get it in her mouth.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"I love you."

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Sex Piano.

That guy next to her must be deaf, or on valium. No reaction whatsoever.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Put it in mine. Put it in mine.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

"Look! It's a bird! It's a plane! Wait a minute, why am I getting so worked up then?"

There's an Invasion of the Body Snatchers joke in there somewhere...

Too bad I'm too lazy to come up with one. :-/

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

"the only reported picture of Jay Leno and Steven Tyler's love child... "

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

DANNY! Stop urinating on those celebrities and get down here!

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

"WAHH AHH YAHH DAHHHN AAHHHAT DA LAAAAHZHAA EHHIEEEIC?!"
"What did you say?"
"She wants to know what you're doing about the lockjaw epidemic."

"GET OFF THE DAMN SHED!"

"I like BACON!"

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

"Who you calling a 'rude, mouthy bitch'? Huh? HUH?"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Zegota,

Where did you get that photo? It scares me . . .

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

By your request:

http://www.dailyillini.com/sep01/sep10/news/stories/news_story01.shtml

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Suddenly Sarah realized that the Invisible Man was still in the room...the hard way.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

"I SAID: PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!"

Bring me my mother fucking dinner, biatch!

"You don't want a carpet, you want an AREA RUG!"

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown