Hey guys. I've been pretty down tonight, for no apparent reason, so I made a few comics. But then I decided I'd much rather read other peoples' comics. But then I decided I didn't want to read that much. So... post minimalist comics here! Maybe one character, one line, even the asian girls, if that makes you feel that tingle in your bum. I haven't seen one of these threads in awhile, so I figured I'd make one! Let's all make each other laugh, for that is what SC is all about!

But seriously, I'm drunk.

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Sex Piano.

Here go my attempts, one old and one new.

[Click to view comic: 'I know people like that.']

[Click to view comic: 'Funny.']

That last one has probably been done before, but I made it on my first few days, so who cares?

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Sex Piano.

For some reason, most of my minimalist comics star that nail-in-the-head guy:

[Click to view comic: 'A Letter from Satan']
[Click to view comic: 'A Letter from Satan, for Fans of "Memento"']
[Click to view comic: 'The Ubiquitous Bleeding Anus Comic']
[Click to view comic: 'Obvious']

I guess a nail in the head is worth two in the bush, or something like that. :-/

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Very funny :) Cheered me up a bit.

I think the stick guy is so funny because he's so simple, yet so expressive. His face can be a lot of emotions at once. I checked out http://www.explodingdog.com/ and was amazed at some of the artwork. It's really simple, but really powerful, and I can't put my finger on why. Check it out sometime.

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Sex Piano.

And, of course, my bit of "fan art".

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I like to consider myself a master of the short form. I also like to consider myself the center of the Detroit Pistons.

[Click to view comic: 'Minimally comical']

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Let's not kid each other.

[Click to view comic: 'Banquet of homophobes hoovering each other under the table']

[Click to view comic: 'Oh man, that's not cool']
[Click to view comic: 'The last temptation of Christ']
[Click to view comic: 'AHHHH!!!!!! A GIANT ZEBRA!!!!!!']
[Click to view comic: 'look out! PIRATES!']
[Click to view comic: 'Bunny teaches']

[Click to view comic: 'One Panel']
Ahhh, the days of four-digit comics.
[Click to view comic: 'Word.']
Damn asian taxi drivers.
[Click to view comic: 'Invisible Man']
He's see-through.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

One of my oldies...
[Click to view comic: 'It's the pits, baby...']

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

Awesome! Boinky, that Zebra one rocked! Every one of these is really funny. Keep 'em coming!

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Sex Piano.

[Click to view comic: 'Damn Cheap Supermarket Pencils.']

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

[Click to view comic: 'Passing the Time']

[Click to view comic: 'CC109: Last Words in New York']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Cool, I can post titleless comics. I'm magical or something.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Untitled']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'PONG']
[Click to view comic: 'Where's Waldo? - Large Print Edition']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[Click to view comic: 'That Allah, man. He's a hoot.']
[Click to view comic: '36'574"']
[Click to view comic: 'Cherie's mouth']
[Click to view comic: 'George Dubya writes 7 in Roman numerals']
[Click to view comic: 'A ladder turned on its side']

[Click to view comic: 'Dude, It's Like, The Most Offensive Comic Ever!!! LOL!!!']

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I has a flavor!

Here's the one I'll be plugging whenever talk about changing the default characters come up:

[Click to view comic: 'Things just wouldn't be the same without the asiangirls']

Lemme guess, someone's thought of this already, huh?

[Click to view comic: 'The First Holiday']

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I am crap.
[Click to view comic: 'A scary comic!']
well I think it's scary.

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Heggo.

I honestly thought this was a good idea for the comic competition until I made it that is.

[Click to view comic: 'CC167:- My anus is bleeding']

[Click to view comic: 'Judy Blume, how I love thee.']

Classic. Oh, No! I peed my pants!

*Shakes fist at smilekt14*

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Sex Piano.

ha

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YEE-HAW!!!!!