I just noticed my current note under my name on the forums. I gotta donate and fast! No offence meant to Tobor.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Why? What's wrong with being part of Tobor fan club? Sure it sounds horribly wrong. Sure you'll have to suffer cornholing every time you turn around, literally. Sure there's a big red robot speaking in all caps threatening you all the time and. . . wait, I'm not helping any am I? I think I just answered my own question.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.