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"A sultry love-suspense thriller", says The Yearly Canadian Weekly.
"A taught, tenacious joyride", raves I Punch And Kick You News.
"The rockinest roller-coaster ride evah!", cries Crossword Puzzles and Random Movie Reviews Almanac.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Ach Mechelechechelech abachanach al megoni dol George Bush. Yuckchy yuckchy Bush macharach al eminem el neches felachi doch Blair homochfilleh.

Killah Killah Amerikah!
Pchraise Allah!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[quote]"A sultry love-suspense thriller", says The Yearly Canadian Weekly.
"A taught, tenacious joyride", raves I Punch And Kick You News.
"The rockinest roller-coaster ride evah!", cries Crossword Puzzles and Random Movie Reviews Almanac.
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"Needs more sodomy," says Stripcreator Monthly News.

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I has a flavor!

"The dance scene featuring Tommy Franks and the plucky heroine Fatima in the smoking ruins of an oil refinery was dazzling!!!"

Archie LaRue - Drama critic, How Are You?! magazine

" That plot made no sense. "

Everyone else.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

It appear the noxious Aminita Luminescens, or "glow-in-the-dark mushroom" has become the latest weapon in Sadaam Hussein's frightening biological arsenal. When waved under an enemy's nose, it releases spores that occasionally provoke a mild allergic reaction. In response to this threat, the U.S. military unveiled a 21,000 pound laser-guided fungicide.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I know Saddam's trying to spin his image positively for the press, but I think the graphic artist could've done a better job pasting a halo over his head.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Incidentally, said graphic artist was thrown into a pit of sidewinder rattle snakes as soon as that pic hit the Internet.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Eh. The picture. Has a terrorist, Saddam, and a nuke in the background. Like. WTF?

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f u

That's not a nuke. That's just me shoving a flashlight up your ass.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Some people wouldn't call the guy on the right a terrorist. They'd call him a hero or a martyr.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

That WTC was martyr bait.