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joshw I'm spooky.
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Zegota Stripcreator Regular
Rent-a-scarecrow!
Garanteed to scare everything away.
Really. Everything.
---And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...
UnknownEric and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.
The new Nebraska Cornhuskers mascot.
---I has a flavor!
ArtemisStrong masturbating to Japanese shit porn
[center]You've been [br][br]Xed![br]
---Ham-fisted ham fisting.
(I'm sure that now someone will reply something like, "I've actually been Xed for quite some time now! H4W H4W H4W!".)
boinky33 I'm with stupid ^
Dad?
umfumdisi Forum comment:
A still from M. Night Shyamalan's latest film, Signs Of The Apocalypse.
---Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years
Devin Comic Overlord
Mysteriously, not everyone is X'ed.
itsclark Bar Room Superman
Only the lucky ones.
---"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"
Drexle Your Cure for Lameness
The Puma ad red Xs me, yet this shows up...?
My computer hates me.
El_Cid Member - Tobor Fan Club
"Hi Mom!"
---f u
ahh, i see what my problem was. i had my firewall set up to filter out "Gay". works now.
lemur68 Member - Tobor Fan Club
"Now gimme a show o' hands--whut kinda folk don't we take kindly to 'round these parts?"
---"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS
Spankling Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!
Tarzan's gay Nebraska cousin.
---"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet
jes_lawson I don't know what I'm doing either
Although the residents of Buttfuck, Nebraska would never openly discuss them, an explanation for the mysterious "crop wangs" was soon discovered...
--- Please replace the handset, and try again.
kaufman Director of Cats
It may mean something else in the other 49 states, but in Nebraska, this is what gets you arrested for stalking.
---ken.kaufman@gmail.com
"No, this isn't a kernal of corn in my jock and yes, I am happy to see you!"
not_Scyess not laughing with you
These cornfields are home to some of the world's most highly efficent moths.
---peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002
"Um, could somebody help me here? I was just abducted by aliens..."
In the Director's Cut of this classic Twilight Zone episode, we see graphically why everybody did everything possible not to be wished into the cornfield.
mmyers Passing through.
When the government agents showed up to 'debrief' him about the crop circles, Carl was a bit confused.
---Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.
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