Say my name, bitch!

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I has a flavor!

"No, I meant to pass me the puck; I said 'PUCK,' me, you know, with a 'P'!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

After this incident, most NHL teams refused to play against the Alcatraz Jailbirds.

Yeah! Throw me in the penalty box baby! You know what I like!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's so awkward when Siamese twins play for opposing teams.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Scott and Larry had faced each other at least a dozen times, but tonight, when "Rocket Man" started playing over the PA, they both knew that something had changed between them.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Funny you say that--the guy on the receiving end plays for the San Jose Sharks.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS