http://www.alen-clothes.co.uk/index.html

well, not really, but it's funny on so many levels.

People with kids should stay away from this obvious form of abuse.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

My favourite is the duck costume

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

hmm... ehhh... ahhhh... [br][br][br]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Do they make this one to fit a grown woman?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hope not.

That is so bad.

The mums and dads section is just abuse of...

... something.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

Kinky

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

HAHAHAHA

That's all I can say

HAHAHAHA

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The FBI is probably logging all the IPs of the people who have been to that site.

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

There are alot of hot fillies on that site.

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Charlie dont surf

"It's time for your rectal exam Mr. Spankling."

"But that's a stethoscope."

"That's okay. I can shove it in far enough to hear your heart."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

So...frightened...don't...know...what...to..do...

FOR GOD'S SAKE...WON'T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN???

Oh, wait...you guys are THINKING of the children...just in horrible horrible ways.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.