Friends, four-wheelin', and your favorite brew. It just doesn't get any better than this.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Dern lucky I saved the valubles! Got my last can o Bud right heeer!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Can I look yet?"

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"Oh my god, oh my god, my wish for it to rain SUVs came true!"

White-Trash. For a man, and a woman. From Calvin Klein.

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My beer! Its skunked! NOOOOOOOOO!

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

In an alternate universe, Buford Kissyfur is the lead singer for the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl is the night manager at Uncle Stinky's Raccoon Lodge.

I can't wait to see the look on Mary Lou en Gus's face when they see how we decorated their house for their marriage

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Billy Joe Jim Joe Bob once again was the big hit at the monthly "Post Tornado Party" when his pick-em-up truck did a half gainer into the local roadhouse.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Murphy's Law: Nothing good every comes after the phrase, "Hold my beer, I'm going to try something" is uttered.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.