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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

"Moran's" is where all the trendy people go shopping for brains these days. You should definitely go there.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

At least he spelled U.S.A. correctly.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

And once again the Moran family sparks outrage amongst the Major League Baseball fanbase.

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I has a flavor!

The reaction to Disney's latest sequel, Honey, I shrunk the "I" in My Last Name, ranged from tepid to downright hostile.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Shame:

1 a : a painful emotion caused by consciousness of guilt, shortcoming, or impropriety b : the susceptibility to such emotion

2 : a condition of humiliating disgrace or disrepute

3 : That guy.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

"Why is ever-one laughin' at muh witty and sophisti-ketid political statement?"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Problem is, he's at an Arizona State University game.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

"This was posted on every telephone pole in the city.

Needless to say, the mayor, Bob Morans, was livid."

"Of course, his opponent, Stacy Usa, was ecstatic."

Steve Moran's brain concession was no match for little Cathy's "Free Ritalin" offer, and he soon just packed it in and went back to selling homecooked methedrine.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Recently, I was hear to say that the US government is the best propaganda machine in the world. Evidently, the Chicago Cubs took that as a challenge.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

The Further Adventures of Joe Dirt.

1) Well, crap! He's got me convinced! USA IS #1! WOOO!

2) Why couldn't the picture have been of that girl in the bottom right corner? I wouldn't mind getting HER brain, if ya know what I mean! Rrrrowr!

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"Abortion should be mandatory!"