No, really. Ask me stupid questions. Like an advice column, on crack. I'll respond to the questions, eh, eventually.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

no. I hate threads like this.

This forum is really starting to suck.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Why would I do a thing like that?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

[quote]no. I hate threads like this.

This forum is really starting to suck.[/quote]

This is actually part of my master plan to turn the entire internet into one giant network of sucking. That reminds me, I need to clean out my vacuum. Its, uh, sticky.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

Gnomes. They control our minds. Free will is an illusion. The gnomes made you do it. That's what I told the judge!

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

See.. sucky.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You rang?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

ok.. i got a stupidquestion, y do we press harder on the remote buttons when we know the batteries are dead?... i have always wondered y we do that? well.. i dont.. i bang it on the table...

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http://www.expage.com/shellyspag737 Im 14, I live in Alaska, wut more can i say? "Silly boy. Trucks are for girls"

Because there is the notion that if we press hard enough, the contact area between the button and the PC board will be sufficient enough to allow an amount of voltage necessary to perform the function to flow from the soon to be dead battery to the contact point.

It's most likely not going to work that way.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I have a question.

Why does God hate me?

Because of that comic you made about Catholics.

oh ya

wtf are you talking about?

How do I drink basketball?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Puree the ball.

Can I ask a stupid question?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

There is an alternative way. See: Seppuku

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

How Do you post a comic?
Stupid Enough?

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

You can't ask two!