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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

She's shit-faced!

This was made with buttheads in mind.

Hahaha, she's wearing a pink sweater.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Lanna never knew if she wasn't cut out to be a superhero, or if she just needed a new theme.

Just another example of a useful product that will never, ever, ever sell.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

People unclear on the concept:

1) Native Americans who are told they should use tepees for shelter.

2) Bimbos who are told they have diarrhea of the mouth.

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Now we know Mr. Whipple's fetish.

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It wouldn't be so bad except for the cats and toddlers that keep running up and unrolling the damn thing.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The high priestess of the Porcelain Goddess leads the flock in prayer.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Don't squeeze the Sharon.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Thankfully, Jethro Tull scrapped this version of their "Aqualung" video.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

In this uncertain economy, brides-to-be are finding creative alternatives to essentials like the veil.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com