my god. . .

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

I . . . erm . . . words just fail . . . just . . . shit. I am flabbergasted. (Wow, I can't belive I just used that word. Who am I, Lawrence Welk? Yikes. That trepanated little bitch's "lyrics" broke my mind.)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

*reads the song*

*screams*

*later...*
My head is now fine. I put the flames out of my brain with a fire extinguisher i shoved in my ear.

I'm still trying to recover. I may have lost a few IQ points there; I can't remember where I put my car keys . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Thats a joke right, surely thats not real.......
I really dont want to live in a world where that is an actual song. WHY GOD, WHY?????????????

If idiocy disurbs you all so I'm surprised you can tolerate most of the comics on this site.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Wow man, it must take a lot of Advil to get that high.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

haha that was funny
If that was real avril would be a comedic genius

... didn't I post something about my distaste with the lyrics here???!!!

*is very confused*

Maybe I should hit refresh next time...

*smacks head*

Im just sickened by the fact that this talentless gob-shite is making millions when there are proper bands out there making great tunes who cant even get a contract with a record company, then again theres the old saying, if you are making money in the music industry then you must be a sell out. I realsise she (and more importantly her record company) are just pandering to this fucking nu-rock yoof bullshit, which sadly is the in-thing with the kids, but for fucks sake that song is just plain shit.

Humbug.

I love you.

Avril is a hottie.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I have no idea whether this is a real song or not-I've only found it on one other site (and by the way don't ever go look on Avril sites-augh).

My Spanish side remains insulted.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Avril IS a hottie.

But Nelly Furtado is hottier.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Are we being a bit hypocritical here? I mean, if Weird Al wrote those lyrics, wouldn't we all be gaga over tham? I mean, come on! CHEESE!

Ok, so he wouldn't have said "Japs" ...

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The real threat here is twofold:

1. Her "music" (if it really warrants such nomenclature) may influence a young person to become even more idiotic, directionless and apathetic than most young people currently are.

2. There is a chance that she may at some point procreate. This would not only place the development of another human being under her barely-sentient auspices, but would also allow her stunted gene code to be perpetuated.

Sometimes I wish I had a contraceptive bomb.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Pssh, you know Weird Al would have written a song at least ten times better.

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

She said Japs so that she could be SHOCKING! and PUNK!