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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

-Ironically, Jenna Bush is the only person ever to look better on a driver's license photo than in real life.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

-Proof positive that drunk driving is a serious problem in the state of Texas.

"How did that pot and coke residue get under the corners of my drivers license? Ask my dad. He was using it to work up his stash."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- "I'm sorry miss, but this licence says you have restriction B: For the safety of other drivers, licence-holder must wear a paper bag over head when in public."

- Little known Star Wars fact: Han Solo's ugly cousin also got trapped in a block of carbonite.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

In an effort to make her driver's license photo look more natural, young Ms. Bush opted to drink a quart of Beefeaters and hurl for the camera.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

im just cut to pieces imaginig her trying to use it and pulling that face

"see? it is me!"

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.