For reasons I'm not going to get in to, I need images making fun of the Toronto Maple Leafs. This seems like a good place to get them. For this contest, you must make fun of the Leafs. But first, some ground rules:

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[*] These images will be used for public humiliation, so they should be safe for all ages.
[*] No SC injokes. Nobody involved will understand them.
[*] Source images can be found here, but you are by no means limited to them.
[*] Judging will take place on Sunday, May 4th.
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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

You Canadians and your silly games involving pushing small black urinal cakes around on frozen plastic courts. And beards, too, don't forget the beards.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Well, at least we don't need a glowing blue light around it when we watch the game.

Is violence alright?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

All right? Iiiiiiit's GREAT!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Oh yeah, I forgot it was hockey.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

...So, um, should people still submit entries?

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f u

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.

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Tonight on Fox: World's Funniest Sport Bloopers Caused When Animals Attack.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Buffylavalamp wins.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Cool. I'll be back later with a contest.

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Please remember to spay and neuter your elected representatives.