"Report to sick bay immediately for a full physical. Grrrowel."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That's the spot Doctor. Now extend that holographic index finger to 12 inches.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He knew the show was crap. The only reason he stayed on the cast was because of the "perks."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Doc Seven of Eleven meets this week's lay on The Love Enterprise while guest star Nicole Kidman looks on.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I have a feeling some Klingons are going to be invading Uranus! *rimshot*

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Poop.

"Your unwillingness to have a threesome with us sickens me."

"Why couldn't I have been on Picard's ship..."

"Look, Torres, when I said I wanted you to reprogram the Doctor to make him more 'hands on'..."

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Does my bum look big in this?"

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The good doctor was merely checking to see if the Captain had an "off" button. On her ass.

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?