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Heggo.

That reminds me....my baby platter is done.

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YEE-HAW!!!!!

Real chefs know to remove the clothes first, but having the child stir itself was stroke of genius.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Now you know how they make poo poo platter.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

They could've put the pot on a table. I don't particularly like the fact that the pot's on the stove.

Oh wait, you want a caption? Well, how about:

"How long have you had this fear of pots?

Well, Doctor, I've always been afraid of them for as long as I can remember..."

Mmmmmmmmmmmm...baby back ribs.

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After wandering into the kitchen, Kevin
knew to stay away from Bev's black bean dip.

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Any chef worth his salt knows you turn a baby with tongs.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

How to tell if your kid is into pot.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Why cook the kid in a pot when there's a perfectly good microwave right above it? Obviously this cannibal is not a bachelor.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

What do you get when you have a baby, potatos, and stew?

DEAD BABY DUMPLINGS! LOLMAFGALWOLOLSZS!!!!!1

So I gotta heat the milk before I let the baby drink it?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

"It appears that Iron Chef Sakai is using something a little different today."

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Yes, I'm William Blake. Do you know my poetry?

That's just sick! My faith in the human race is now dead! An entire pound of Tostito's?

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Poop.

The Donner Pass Restaurant commemorative stew never quite took off with the patrons, but it seemed to keep the chefs happy.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"None of woman born shall harm Macbeth!"

It's the latest in arcade entertainment: Whack-a-Baby!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)