I hate every damb person in here. Just thought I'd let you know that. So fuck you all.

good try

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

I still love you (and so does the lord).

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That's a lie and you know it.

I would like to point out that you spelled DAMN two different ways. Both of which were the wrong way.

That is all.

good day.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Actually, a "dam" is a habitat for beavers.

Huh huh. You said "habitat".

Did I, now?

What, do I look like a river or something?

I'd say you're more of a canal...

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

or maybe you meant "dike"

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No.

Unlikely. A dike is similar to a dam, so obviously you wouldn't dam a dike-- hey, wait a minute, what did you call me???

A beaver.

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Dad was flammable

i guess your right...why do i feel this way?

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No.

You're attracted to women.

Not a problem for most men, but secretly at weekends you're homosexual porn star Johnny Nuttlehead.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

wait, i'm american...i don't go that way...seriously!!!

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No.