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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"What do you call a tentacle plant?

Rape!"

"Those door-to-door salesmen are getting more intrusive every year."

"Quick! Somebody call Sister Lorena immediately!"

"Crap, Father Hugh mistook his Viagra for fertilizer again."

God's upgrade to the Burning Bush.

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I has a flavor!

"CHOP OFF DEE COCKS AND BREENG THEM TO MEE"

"Cockthulhu"

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

The latest "Anime Tentacle Rape Porn" film out of Singapore was huge hit at it's private Vatican screening.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Please tell me you didn't scan this picture from your own personal collection...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Of course not!
Sadly, I was missing this particular issue.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

So much for her vow of silence.

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What others say about boorite!

Oh, sister on the right, I think you'll want to hang on to those bolt cutters.

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What others say about boorite!

Trust you to spot the tool.

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Dad was flammable

Sure, go ahead and bitch about people making spelling flames. But if someone had corrected Sister Madeline, she might not have accidentally joined the Cthulhic Church.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Those mutant monks...Crazy I say.

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