"IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS!"

"take my kibble n' bits, bitch!"

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

The vet was wary at first, but allowed them to proceed on the condition that Gary was always on top...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

No, really! *umgh* I'm afraid of the icy steps. *oh yeah* Just *oh* wag yer tail as you walk up, okay honey? *JESUS!*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The concept of doggie backpacks was bad enough in principle... but in practice it turned out to be much worse.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Just drop me off at 52nd and 3rd and I'll take my dick out of your ass."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.