"Yes! Yes, my human slave! Take me behind Denny's. Throw me in the dumpster!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY! HELLO MY RAG TIME GAAAAAL!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

They liked to see what they could trick their blind friend, Gary, into thinking was a slice of pizza.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

These cockroaches we eat are a sharing in the body of Christ...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Donna tried to use her mobile phone, before putting her contact lenses in, several times with no luck.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Are you sure you want to be on fear factor?

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No.

Hi Kids! I'm Sergeant Roach of the Bug Patrol, and you can get me FREE with every McDonalds Happy Meal! Insect power!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Say hello to my little friend.....

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f u

Hello.

I mean the friggin cockroach you poptart. :p

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f u

Cockroach: Hello.

"Oh yeah, scratch just a little lower... ooooh... that's the spot..."

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Poop.

Peek-a-boo!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

"No I am not going to kiss Mr.Cockroach goodbye!"

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Poop.

"Darling, I think it's picking up MTV."

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HALPUU!