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What others say about boorite!

http://www.aristotle.net/~mccauley/demon.wav

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What others say about boorite!

How did they get their teeth so bright after rending the other humans into bloody pulps?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I was looking for a funny toothpaste pic, but this was much better, and always in context here.

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What others say about boorite!

Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

FISTO??? That sounds like something that DrPedantic or perhaps Dr. Light would enjoy.

Give it a rest, crabby.

Here's what I want to know. See how that first picture has the words "No purchase necessary" at the start of the text? Well why the hell not? Why does every company who runs any sort of sweepstakes or prize giveaway have to say "No purchase necessary"? I mean, I'm pretty anti-capitalist and all, but even so, I think it's reasonable to expect that, if Coca-Cola Inc. pays for your tropical island vacation, you're probably someone who's had a Coke or two in your life. I mean, the whole point of the contest is to get people to buy more of whatever the product is. Why would you award the big prize to someone who'd never bought the product in their lives? I must be missing something important.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Call me crazy, but I think it's some kind of law. We need some fine legal minds like Ally McBeal to enlighten us.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Requiring purchase (consideration) makes it gambling, like a numbers racket or lottery or something. Can't do that unless you're the church or the government or similar.

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What others say about boorite!

I guess that makes sense. But you're still gambling the price of a postage stamp to get your "free" game piece. Where I live, a postage stamp costs about a third of the price of a bottle of Coke. I don't know how much Tater Tots cost. Or what the price of tea is in China. If you ask me, it's all a sinister plot hatched by the postal service.

Still, I don't think it should count as "gambling" if you actually get something back for your money. If me and five other people each throw ten dollars in a pot, then roll a d6, and the money goes to whoever's number comes up, that's gambling. If I wager $1.05 on a bottle of Coke, I've got 20 ounces of Coke to show for it. Two liters if there's a sale. And then, on top of what I'd normally pay, I may or may not have a prize of some sort. Sure, you might get some compulsive types who'll buy enough Coke to flood the Sahara in search of a winning gamepiece, but as long as there's any gambling at all (state lottery, Vegas casinos, etc.) these people are going to have problems, and they need some kind of professional help, regardless of who they're losing their money to.

Oh well. Not like it affects my life, anyway.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

And what's the deal with Tater Tots? They're not taters, and they're not tots...

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What others say about boorite!

This isn't quite the same thing, but somewhat along the same lines. A while back Healthy Choice had some deal in which buying their products garnered you something like 500 frequent flyer miles. Some genius bought about $6,000 worth of pudding and other items, gave it to homeless shelters as a tax write off and walked off with 1.25 million frequent flyer miles.

Read about it here

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

This is sort of off-topic too.

My employer gave us this to read:

I got a lot out of it:

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What others say about boorite!

Did you see the video that went along with that? We got to watch it at my job. It makes me want to move to Seattle so I can go watch the guys throw fish on my lunch hour.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

You simpering Commie fuckbasket!!!!!

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What others say about boorite!

I bet DrPedantic and Dr. Light would love to get their hands on those fish books!!!!!

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Still, I don't think it should count as "gambling" if you actually get something back for your money. If me and five other people each throw ten dollars in a pot, then roll a d6, and the money goes to whoever's number comes up, that's gambling. If I wager $1.05 on a bottle of Coke, I've got 20 ounces of Coke to show for it.[/quote]

Yeah, but you'd have people selling "products" whose only purpose is to get you into the game. "We're not running a numbers racket! We're selling, uh... [rummage] cardboard beer coasters!"

(When I called you a simpering Commie fuckbasket, I mean to put a smiley! My bad!)

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What others say about boorite!

First we should have to locate them amongst the various other debris wedged into your gaping rectum, from whence emanates an odor capable of dislodging a Diptera larva from even the rankest wagon of feces.

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Get it right!

I assume you mean the "Fist" one.

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What others say about boorite!

DrPedantic really put alot of thought into what i think might be an insult.

Fuck you.

Was that any better? That insult was only given two-thirds of a second of thought.

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Get it right!

It certainly worked fine for me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

THAT INSULT WAS SIMPLY SPLENDID!!!!
It was also very time efficient.

It's okay. We simpering Commie fuckbaskets are used to the abuse.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

The intensely painful memory of "training" for a job a little over a year ago was enough to get me out of lurkdom. We watched that Fish! film. Apparently we were supposed to feel really inspired and psyched up by it. They even gave us these little gold pins shaped like hooks to put on our ID tags. I recall the movie only vaguely, but I think the training people would've had slightly better luck using something like that if they hadn't done their best to lull us to sleep beforehand. Realizing stuff like this is key.