I saw Mommy kissing... actually, I don't know what the hell I saw.

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What others say about boorite!

After they got santa drunk, the elves went on a cross-dressing lesbo fling.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

... and the third ho had already found a customer.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

This just arouses me beyond belief....I gotta go handle something.....

Try some kind of topical poison.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a *really* good night.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Oh honey, hand me that stack of candy canes...

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

--If you're a good little boy, Santa will leave you something veeery nice...

--...But if you're a bad little boy, Santa will leave you Syphillis.

- "Come over and sit on Santa's face - uh, I mean knee."

- "I am on both of Santa's lists."

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