Peter Pan realised that he could stay a little boy forever, if he just stopped his balls from dropping.

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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."

Nudists have to keep their keys somewhere.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"This was the only way I could get it up at all."

Nicely dressed up, but it's still a little nub.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Quickly, exorcise the demon! The Chains of Binding wont hold it forever!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

The agency found my new catalog concept a little too edgy for Home Depot.

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What others say about boorite!

And here we see an example of "People That Shouldn't Be Breeding Anyway"

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

It was all fun and games until the day he accidentally glued his feet to the floor under the giant electromagnet.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

he must have got in to a car accident.

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never piss on someone when they are sleeping.cause you know you got'a sleep sometime to.